Clay Aiken Gets a Whuppin'

Clay Aiken, American Idol charmer, must be weary from endless tourin'. He was sprawling out on his airplane seat like a living room sofa, and put his feet up on someone else's armrest. Apparently the woman occupant in that seat opened a big old can of verbal whupass on him, going so far as to lay hands on the pop icon and national treasure. Transportation Safety being what it is, the scene resulted in a big old investigation on the ground when the plane landed.

Gotta say, I have a hard time keeping out the bad voices when some dweeb is kicking my seat on a long flight. You go girl.