Dog Whisperer Cesar Millan Comes Out of The Closet

I'm thinking he's got a big house, so he probably comes out of a walk-in at least once a day.

But seriously, I read his book in which he describes his rise from an illegal dog groomer with no english to an ass-kissing celebrity toady (sample cut: "my best friend Jada Pinkett Smith was always there with good advice, and Will Smith didn't feel the least bit threatened"). He has an entire chapter dedicated to his role model, Oprah. Now I get a lot of crap for liking show tunes, but Oprah? Cesar, come out come out wherever you are.