Mission Statement

After months in a see-saw battle to keep visitors coming to my real blog, stressed about whether I was getting boring or losing my audience, I decided to create this blog. It's sole purpose is to pointlessly attract traffic using whatever shallow and meaningless stunts necessary. Through this social experiment I hope to educate myself in the futility of even worrying about this crap, or totally humiliate myself. Or maybe both.

I guarantee as little useful content as possible. Welcome, this is the future.