How the heck did the Wicked Witch of the West survive to adulthood without melting? Doesn't it ever rain in Oz? It's not like her broom had a canopy or anything.
(Adj) A poorly tossed mix of uneven and very low quality ingedients, different characteristics of which suck excessively. urbandictionary.com
Lame Salad is my meditation on what could attract visitors to a crappy blog. There are a lot of web sites with good advice on how to promote your blog and increase traffic. This isn't one of them. I have genuinely horrible advice. Really.